in my basement really high playing guitar

knocking a man named Jackson off a scooter at 20mph

David: "Where were you the night that Jackson fell off of his scooter at 20 mph"
Mark: "I was in my basement really high playing guitar"

guitar g spot

When you are playing guitar so good you give people arousal and they orgasm. You can also give yourself an orgasm if you play good enough.

Guy: oh man that guys getting my guitar g spot *SQUIRT*.
Girl: Eww FREAK!

Guitar Poser

A type of dipshit who always claims to like a rock band or artist but has no clue what they do and who they are. Also they suck at guitar and steal other poeple's shit just to make them look good. The best they can play is a pentatonic, no more than that, if anything possibly 4 difficult bar chords.

These kind of people are much more into Guns N Roses or Metallica but can't even name on single song.

Me: Yo bro is that a Metallica pick??? You like metal too?
Poser: Yeah absolutely I do!
Me: Name 3 of your favorite songs!
Poser: uhh, ummm, i dunno, like sandman whatever? i dunno bro
Me: Fuck you pathetic guitar poser! Get outta my face

guitar band wars hero

The game name that results from the indecision of whether to play rock band or guitar hero. they are really similar and can be used interchangeably.

Hey you guys wanna play guitar hero or rock band tonight?

I don't know man, let's just play guitar band wars hero.

Kool.

9-Stringed guitar

you'll buy it, play 0-0-0-0-0-000-00-0-000-00-0-0-0-0000-0-0-0 or think your a Djent god, but you'll put it away for at least a month

Bro, I just got a 9-Stringed guitar, I'm a Djent god

Guitar-Sensitive

The excuse a Karen uses to complain about live music at a campground, in order to control and otherwise suck the joy of life from others .

Karen complained about the man softly playing an acoustic guitar, claiming she was guitar-sensitive.

Guitarism

A form of racism against guitarists

I’m so tired of these people that have such guitarism in their hearts…