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What just must be said to an individual so divorced from the reality of truth that nothing can redeem them.
Yup! It was all the scientists and their .. logic, that got us into this COVID mess. Making us all wear masks that don't work, washing germs off of our hands and keeping away from sick people. Idiots, the lot...
How about you (and your knuckle draggin', privileged, ass-wipe president) shut yer fuckin' pie hole and listen to REALITY!
a reference to an act or attitude deemed to be of low or amateur quality, when in fact a higher caliber action is required.
A reference to an inept character Tommy "Hopscotch" Hopkins from the 1996 crime thriller "Kounterfeit".
After losing three straight games, Brad was upset and addressed the team during practice telling them, "This isn't fuckin' Tommy Hopscotch anymore guys."
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You will typically say this phrase when you come home from a long day of work and are looking forward to a grand feast of Terriyaki Chicken and Pineapple Rice to be prepared by your beautiful wife when she had unexpectedly whipped up a big pot of beans for both of you to chow down on.
They buggin' bro. When I... bro, bro, bro. She made fuckin BeEeeeEEAAAaNNnnSsSss WTF!!
It shows how cool someone is and shit like that. Also, subway sandwiches are no longer 12 inches.
Example 1:
Person 1: Did you see that kid?
Person 2: Yeah, he was acting like he was fresh off the motha fuckin block or some shit.
Example 2:
Etika: You know who it is man, Iceman Fuckin Etika, yeah, we fuckin sound cool. Anyways, you know who it is man, we back for another Ice session. We down here, SLJ Fam, you know what it is man. We shootin the DVD, we in downtown Brooklyn, chillin, bout to get projects for our green project. Right in the middle of the free zone, you know what it is man. Just got out from school man, niggas bags and shit, you see that shit, anyway, we chillin in front of the SLJ Building. The highschool, that I go to but i dont give a fuck, we just here to spit. Right now, we about to kick an Ice Session, with a new MP. F R E S H O F F T H E M O T H A F U C K I N B L O C K
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An American saying of complete disgust and anger toward a particularly dumbass situation, often accompanied by throwing of hands in the air and/or a wagging of the head side to side.
Johnny Shatt had a particularly quiet night eating cheesy nachos, a large fry, and a chocolate shake with his close friends from art college. His friends thought the night rather uneventful, quiet and uncharacteristically tranquil. Until...Johnny S. thought he could squeeze off a little pressure from inside his baggy white, PGA khaki shorts. Suddenly, the silence was interrupted by a strange pop, pop, pop and one hell of raw sewage shhhhhtink! The only reply by his immediate neighbor, Jacky Sniff with hands held toward the heavens cried woefully: "It never ceases to fuckin' amaze me!" With that, the lads left Johnny at the table, stewing in his now wet (but warm) shhhhtinky-ass shorts in all small town outside Losssss Angeleeeeezzz.
The sentence most commonly uttered by knackers. Translated, it probably means something like: "I am going to fucking punch and kick you repeatedly, and if you try to resist, I'll stab you with my screwdriver, then steal your clothes and sell them in Clara Market, is that okay?" Usually results in the knacker in question getting beat, then running off into the distance shouting "I get me brudder after ya". In many cases, the "brudder" (brother) is also the "fadder" (father).
Knacker (to Passer-By): Howya boss, gizza fiver for me fuckin' Christmas tree, will ya?"
Passer-By: Eh, that's a thorn bush, it's got a trolly stuck in it, and it's the middle of June.
Knacker: You fuckin' shlaggin' my fuckin' Christmas tree, are ya? I fuckin' bate ya, roit?
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Pronouced (git yor fuh-kin rat-aht)
These magic 5 words have the power to make any girl immediately present her gash/slit/rat/box/kebab/fanjita/axe wound/love pudding/lady cake etc to the speaker
"Oi darlin', git your fuckin' rat out"
reply: "aiit then"
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