Plumber Meats

Bacon, Turkey and Ham in combination.

I'd like a Plumber Meats sandwich.

Meat Sweeper

Cock sucking mustache.

Look at the meat sweeper on that guy.

meat marbles

Another definition for testicles !!

"Andrew I heard that girl gave you head last night ??" Oh ya and slobbered all over my meat marbles !!

hot meat

the act of setting your penis alight while inserting it into a woman's anus or vagina

I performed hot meat on your sister. She said it was amazing.

meat suit

when you are a meat suit, not human zipper buddy

ha ha funny meat suit gubul buddy!
its such a meat suit.

Sunrise Meats

Sunrise Meats is when you get a boner in the morning where sunrise is morning and meats is your dick

Yo what do they call when your dick gets hard in the morning?
Its called sunrise meats

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Mind Meat

When you can't beat off because your internet is down
so you focus on the images in your mind to jerk off with.

1: man the internet went down last night because of that blizzard

2: lemme guess, you were pumpin mind meat?

1:...yup