phone game

the most intense game you will ever play. to play the phone game, one must sit by a phone, preferably one used to reach many people such as a family's home phone. as soon as someone calls, without looking at the caller ID, immediatly pick up the phone, scream into it as loud as you can, using a swear if you want, and hang up immediatly. then check the caller ID to see who it was that called you.

the phone game is the best game you will ever play.

Girlfriend Phone

Android phone given to Google employees as a perk then re-gifted to their girlfriend after going back to the iphone.

Why don't you whip out your girlfriend phone and Goggle it?

Wet phone

When your phone is blowing up with texts/ notifications; the opposite of a dry phone.

my Phone is so wet; I have so many texts.

A wet phone is a phone blowing up.

phone bone

The act of talking for hours and hours with a girl or a guy till your ears fall off.

Hey Nelson, did you waste your time last night phone boning with Susy?

shoe phone

Noun that describes one's lack of a cellphone & needs to use a land line.

Maureen: "Hey, Tracey wants to get a hold of you. What do I tell her?"

Me: "Yeah, well tell her I'll call her from my shoe phone."

Phone fluffer

1) A person who is constantly fondling their cell-phone. This includes texting, checking texts, looking at incoming calls, or doing anyone of the number of things you can do with a cell-phone.
2) A person who never has their hands less than one or two feet from their person so they can handle it at any time.
3) A person who's cell-phone appears to be as important to them as their genitals.

1) "She's the worst phone fluffer I've ever seen! Her hands are on that thing all day long!"
2) "There's another phone fluffer. Don't these people have lives?"
3) If I see one more phone fluffer today I'm going to go sniper-tower an their ass, I swear!)

phone in bonin'

phone in bonin' -- phone sex; phoning in boning (sex)

I don't cheat with road dirt; I get out my cell and I am phone in bonin'.