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(n.) Set of Bunk Beds shared by two individuals having ignorant and selfish qualities. Commonly used term in New Jersey area beach homes shared by overaged men who still like to party.
Pauley "Juice Box" Fanzanelli: Found a summer share in seaside bro. It's 600 Square feet and sleeps like 19 people n' crap bro.
Pauley is referring to a dwelling that contains approximately 6 sets of punk beds.
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What you do to pleasure yourself in a sexual way since you can't have a real mate.
I don't have a girlfriend to go with tonight so I'll be humping the bed to get my sexual satisfaction..
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racist term for asians refering to their eyes
"Hey Bob i need help with my math."
"I'm sorry i only know up to advaced calculus, why dont you go ask bed time for some help."
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When your too tired to get up, you have your wife bring it to you in bed. For example, breakfast in bed, only much more awesome to wake up to.
Dude, this morning, i just woke up and found Mary giving me bed head!
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when an event has occured in which is surprising your distressing, a way to express your feelings.
m****y got laid, shit the bed!
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When your asshole roommate is hooking up with a girl and he cant get past first base and you're just really tryna sleep. Shoot him the text: no head, no bed, bro. And he gets the message.
Filip: hey bro i hear kayla's in your bed
Woody:not gettin to far
Filip: no head, no bed bro, i got a test tomorrow.
Woody: gotchu 15 minutes.
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