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when you have a date, after the date. The second date is the "late date"
If you have a dinner date at 6pm, a second meeting, at 8 is a "late date". Or as a verb -- "did you just late date me" meaning you have another date after the one with me.
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a person, may be a girl or a guy, who has the sole purpose and function of accompanying the invitee to an event.
I don't want to drive: at night/on the freeway/over the bridge, etc., alone, so I will ask him/her to be my rescue date, so that I am able to attend this party, concert, reunion, etc.
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A variation of prostitution whereby the provider provides no sexual services, but instead provides companionship services, the nature of which mimic a conventional, non-sexual date.
I hired a prostitute to get me off. We went out to the opera and dinner, and she left. What the hell?! I just paid $500 for a pay-date!
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When a couple sleeps almost too often during the winter months. They take multiple naps and sometimes can sleep through the entire night.
Oh, they're in Josie's room, hiber-dating.
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When you know that you fail at life so badly that you meet people from far far away and seriously date them exclusively online.
Signs that you're e-dating:
You're both on the internet
They're a million miles away in another state or country
You've never met them face to face (webcam doesn't count)
You find yourself kissing your computer screen
When you have sex it looks like text (typically in the form of an email, instant message or worse yet a comment)
A romantic candle light dinner for two ends up being you alone in a dimly lit room sitting in front of your computer
A walk on the beach ends up being nothing more than role play over the internet
They're complete strangers to you, you just met and don't know a thing about each other and yet still confess to being in "love"
You're online (skype, yahoo, myspace, youtube, facebook, ect) crying about being broken and not having any friends.
him: I'm broken too....no one understands me
you: Broken people are destined for each other! <3
him: yeah... *sniffle*
you: I love you!
him: I love you to! BTW where do you live? What do you look like? Can I keep you forever?
you: Yay! x3 America, you? Uhm, uhm -sends pic- and you could keep me forever!
him: Japan
Now you're e-dating
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An unofficial date is when it is basically going on a date but when you were asked it wasn't said that it was actually a date.
EXAMPLE OF UNOFFICIAL DATE
Kevin: Hey do you want to do a project for school with me.?
Allie: Yea sure, but can go to the movies or something like shopping after?
Kevin: Yea that would be fun and we can get some lunch and everything. How about tomorrow?
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When a really old man dates a really young woman.
Hugh Hefner's new girlfriend is 25--looks like they're carbon dating.
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