An expression when an athlete must sit on the bench and not participate in a sporting event. Various reasons include poor performance, injury, illness, or in the case of students athletes, incapable of maintaining required academic levels in school.
Greg: That's why I love being goalie. Always know my place in the pipes.
Les: (chuckles) You're riding the Pine Pony pal. Julie's one, you're two.
Greg: I'm the backup?! How could he do this to me?!
In doggy-style, make sure your girl has her hair up. Then, repeatedly punch the back of her head while holding her ponytail. Like a punching bag.
โYeah last night I got a little too rough with my girl doing Pony Punching Bag, had to call an ambulanceโฆโ
a hotdog
give me a pony pecker in a jockstrap with mustard,hold the relish
The ultimate disgrace to another person
Dude you got pwned like a pony in cs last night.
32๐ 14๐
When a female takes the top position in sexual intercourse.
My wife woke me up early this morning. She was eager to ride the boney pony.
6๐ 1๐
A misstated version of "one trick pony," used when you gamble with a brain fart and lipshit yourself.
Yes, yes, yes. God love you, man. You're a one horse pony," Biden replied as he made his way offstage.
6๐ 1๐
When bronies parents find out they fuck ponies
Brony: MOM IM SORRY ITS A VIRUS FOR PONIES
Mom: PONIES MY ASS. IM GETTIN THE BELT
Brony: NOOOOOOO PLEAAAAASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
6๐ 1๐