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When you cum in her mouth and she sneezes at the same time. Making the cum come out of her nose and back on to you
Day you hear that Chads girl gave him an Alaskan Snow Dragon
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Freeze a deuce, insert it in a condom, use it as a dildo.
The fecalphiliac's ultimate fantasy was to receive an Alaskan Dog Sled for his birthday.
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when a girl has a very white vagina with red/auburn pubic hair. you then proceed to cum on the hair. after which you slide your penis on her cum filled hair and then slap her in the face with your dick
last night I had an Alaskan wild ride with this chick from a party alaskan wild ride
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Your girlfriend doesn’t shit for a week and then you proceed to violently fuck her ass until the shit is nicely compacted into a shape of your choosing, then you freeze it and shove it back into her ass.
Yo bro I tried the Alaskan Trash Compactor with her last night and her asshole quivered when I stuck it in for the second time!
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2 on 1.
Two people versus one other person.
In an argument, when a person takes the side of another person thus resulting in a 2 on 1 argument. In this situation an outside body may interrupt the argument and say, "Well it looks like we have ourselves a good ol' Alaskan Crab Trap!"
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The act of shitting a swirl in someones cheek and then jizzing on top of the shit as the icing
I loved it when John gave me the Alaskan Cinnamon Bun, but the poop almost got in my mouth.
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Tie your partner to a Brazilian Banana tree upside down as you proceed to tear open her/his anus with an old hard Banana. You then get monkeys to come to the scene by luring them in with Bananas and have the apes rape the women so she is loosened up the use the razor sharp Banana to penetrate her vagina and proceed to fuck her brains out. Then you squeeze the inside of the Banana into her Vaginal Cavity, and eat out her pussy with Banana and chocolate syrup on it.
Nigger 1: Baby can i give you an Alaskan Banana Split?
Niggers Bitch: you bet babay
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