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This birthday is reserved for the biggest Pimps in the world. Only dudes with a bunch of hoes are born on this day
Person 1: When's your birthday?
Person 2: April 28th
Person1: Damn, you must get all the coochie... Can you save some for me?
Person 2: Nah lil fella.
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National eat pussy day. Eat pussy even if its lose.
todays April 7th so eat some pussy!
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it’s national Hit It From The Back day!! walk up to someone grab their waist and hit it!!
it’s april 26th and i just it it from the back bro. on yo girl
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The day where girls have the right to slap a guys ass so damn hard that his balls sack will suck back into his stomach. Have fun gals!
"Bro tmos April 15th watch out for these ass slapping bitches"
"Oh shit...I'm staying home tmo"
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April 17
National hickey day 😉
April 17
National hickey day is when you leave or give a special mark to your crush or someone special to you😏 have fun😉
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National Paul has to send nudes day
person: aye paul take out the dick and snap me a pic
paul: hell nah bro i’m not gonna do that
person: you have no choice it’s april 23rd
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