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Used as in the phrase "as slippery as a jew's arse". ie. slippery
The muddy ball was as slippery as a jew's arse
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A dating service where you pay for your own meal and the tip too.
Gentile: Where did you two meet?
Jew #1: Jew Encounter...
Gentile: Cheap bastard
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Another word for a yamaka or small rounded hat worn by the collective of the jewish belief. Often offensive when used in front of a believer in Judeaism...
Caucasian Male: "Dude, can you do my taxes???"
Enraged Jew: "What in Jehovah's Fershnitzer makes everyone think I am good with monies?!"
Caucasian Male: "I assumed you were, your jew cap gave it away."
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Phonetic spelling of the commonly spoken, "Did you fart?" The abbreviation comes from rapidly saying "Did you" as one syllable.
Guy: Jew Fart?
Girl: No, jew?
Guy: Oh, yeah!
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To lead someone on and then crush their romantic dreams because they aren't Jewish.
Boy: I like you
Girl: Ok. I like you too.
Boy: You aren't Jewish so it won't work
Girl: You just Jew Carded me.
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A chameleon jew is one who is a member of both the jewish religion, and blends in with surrounding scenery.
Those damn chameleon jews are always stealing my apples.
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Person at Jewish wedding who sits on chair and is lifted up so he can feel like the Top Jew
"Man when I got lifted up on that chair at my wedding I felt like the Top Jew."
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