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Epic Birthday Bomb is when you, and possibly a few friends, start leaving fake birthday wished on someone's social networking profile in hopes that others will unknowingly follow along.
This acts as A) An annoyance for the person receiving numerous status updates when it's not even their birthday, and B) A nice way to past time at your otherwise boring ass job.
Dave B: Did you see how many idiots thought it was really Rob's Birthday when all they had to do was look on the information section?
Jeannette B: TOTES! Epic Birthday Bomb!
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Well Wishes written on facebook pages for friends and family's birthdays.
A substitute for Birthday cards.
"Dude,Just wanted to write you birthday wall post, happy birthday you are the bombest!"
Birthday wall posts rules:
1. Short birthday wishes should be posted to the wall, longer birthday wishes should be sent as messages so as to keep the wall space interesting, and avoid irritating the birthday wall-post stalkers.
2. One should read all other birthday wishes before posting a new one so as to avoid repitition, however, in some cases, a simple two-worded "Happy Birthday" can be appropriate. excample: (1)You don't know the person very well. (2)You don't but you're just saying happy birthday cause you're bored. (3)You havn't talked to them in a year or more. (4)You met in Yoville.
3. NEVER write your birthday wish in the form a comment of agreement with someone els's post. ie: Person writes birthday wish and you comment "Yeah".
4. Keep in mind that everyone knows the birthday song so it is not necessary to write it out.
5. Don't post belated birthday wishes. Just pretend you weren't online to see the notification.
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It is fairly well known that a "Golden" birthday is the birthday when you turn the same age as the day you were born on. For example, turning 22 on the 22nd. A "Double Golden" birthday is when you turn double the age of the day you were born on. Ex. turning 44 on the 22nd.
Friend 1: Did you know today is Tanya's double golden birthday?
Friend 2: That's right, today she's turning 22 on the 11th.
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if due to unforeseen circumstances if birthday sex isnt given upon someones birthday then late birthday sex is permitable because of the previous mentioned circumstances. now late birthday sex is exactly the same as birthday sex just on a different day than the persons actual birthday
Guy is extremely sick on his birthday. So girl cant give guy birthday sex without getting sick. So this girl decides to give guy late birthday sex. problem solved.
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If you are born on March 14th, odds are you are prolly a bad bitch that drinks vodka like it’s water. Ayeeee go stupid go crazy. Happy. Birfday
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when you take a shit in your buddy's mouth and then he gives you a blowjob
Hey Brian, I know it's your birthday today so after work let me throw you a Sacramento Birthday Party
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when someone has Shmexy has sex or "Shmex" on there birthday.
Joe: "hey cindy. its mah Birthday!"
Cindy: "Oh happy birthday!"
Joe: "so you wanna have sum Birthdai Shmex wit meh"?
Cindy: "OK! i cant wait!"
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