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broken record method

repeatedly say no to a hoebag that has a crush on you but you hate this person

I used the broken record method on her

by Camicorn Raptor March 07, 2017


Brokenicity

When a person is broke or poor and is trying to lay their poor problems on you. Word is only available if you are in the middle class and up.

Alejandro-“My Android fell and broke into pieces, can you pick up my battery?”
You-“Hell nah, don’t lay your brokenicity on me.”

by Bigbear6467 November 04, 2020


I've Broken

It’s never, “good job, you won all your games again!”

It’s always, “next time…” or “you can do better if...”

It’s never, “are you ok?”

It’s always, “Stop being a baby”

Your sister yells, “Go away, I don’t need you!!”
It’s “Its ok Hunny, calm down”

But when you say, “can I try one more time?”

it’s, “Well fine, I’m just trying to help”

Why

“Mom, I’m sad because someone is bullying me at school…, I don’t feel I’m enough for this world”
“Not again! You can’t have the same problems as your sister.”

“Hunny, your sister is having a hard time at school, be nicer to her, maybe do her dishes today”
“But mom, I have volleyba-”
“THAT ENOUGH, BE NICER, BE BETTER, BE perfect”

Perfect, that’s a funny word.

per·fect

“having all the required or desirable elements, qualities, or characteristics; as good as it is possible to be.”

Ok I can do that

Clean the house. Walk the dogs twice a day. Do the laundry. Make the beds. Make dinner and lunch.

That’s perfect

“Chloe, can you please help me, it’s your day for dishes and I’m cleaning the rest of the house”

“Later” or “no”

No, That’s the easiest word in the human language, yet so powerful.

I can't do this anymore, I've broken

by cassydassie November 09, 2020


Broken hose

This term can be used to describe a man who struggles with ejaculation.

“I slept with Jimmy last night, he was rubbish!”
“Yeah i slept with him before, he has a broken hose!”

by elamenapee March 28, 2020


helen keller with broken hands

Shoving your hands so far up a girls ass that you break your hands and then the pain makes you go blind and deaf.

Guy 1: Damn man what happened?
Guy 2: I pulled the old Helen Keller with Broken Hands on her...

by BrunkPlays September 07, 2018


broken solar panel

A YouTuber that is probably obsessed by sirens, he makes animations with tornado sirens from the script of people in the comment of his videos, called tornado siren madness, he also made homemade tornado sirens like Vibrapod

his fans are mostly obsessed with the Thunderbolt siren

I had a broken solar panel but i replaced it with a mini thunderbolt, because i'm a fan of BSP

by Dickhead Industries June 13, 2022


Broken off

When you’re in jail and miss mandatory workout so they force you to do around 300-500 squats up the stairs

If you don’t do that you get beaten by your race

Brother bird you had no excuse to not work out with us, you’re broken off

by Fucku niggerlover November 14, 2023