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Jewed Candy

Describes the act of a person obtaining a candy or large amount of candy and keeping the candy to themselves.
They save it for vasts amounts of time yet never eat it.
Can be mostly found during Halloween.

Takes the idea of Jews being greedy with money, keeping it to themselves, and then saving it.

Alyssa got a large amount of candy on Halloween and is keeping it to herself. It has been eight months and that bitch still hasn't coughed up a gum-drop. Whore.

I gave her my Halloween stash and she totally turned it into Jewed Candy.

by Shinzo November 11, 2009


Fag candy

Phrase meaning:
1) Heterosexual males that commonly attract homosexual males unintentionally.

2)A Heterosexual man that purposely attracts and decieves homosexual men with no intentions on following through with homosexual relationships/acts.

3) A pussy.

1) "Poor Andy, gay guys flock to him. He's such a fag candy."

2) "That guy is such a fag candy; he flirts with all the boys."

3) Use as a substitute for "pussy", "loser", "queer bait", etc.

by Ruth and Meg April 01, 2008


Candy

Just another way that the parents can intoxicate their kids with something that the kids will like, excpet they put shit into it so that the kids will get hurt,and when the kids get older their parents will tell them on Halloween to check their candy,but they wont they will think its all a lie, so thye will eat it find the razorblade embeded into their gums go cry to their mommies and not know where the fuk that candy came from.

"Every1 Check Their Candy For Drugs Or Razorblades"(Timmy's Moms Friend) "Hey Timmy Dont Listen To Her Shes Just Lieing Just Go Ahead And Eat Ur Candy"(Bob Timmy's Best Friend) "Ok It Seems Fine"(Timmy) *Timmy Bites Down On The Candy And Notices Something Hard, He Keeps Chewing* "Ow My Gums Hurt Alot....I Wonder Y? "(Timmy) " Mayb Their Is A Razorblade In Your Candy"(Bob) *Bob Laughs Not Knowing Hes Right* "Hey Bob U Were Right It Is A Razorblade....Wat A Fuker Who Did Dis"(Tim) Fuking Friends Dont Trust Them All The Times. :D

by Wentrot November 02, 2005


eye candy

"quod vissum placet" or "that which pleases upon sight" (Thomas Aquinas)

K is eye candy

by mialva December 26, 2009


Candy Bars

A Random Word You Say After You Just Ate A Bunch Of Shrooms And Weed

Candy Bars

-Super Toopers

by hiddengamer93 February 27, 2008


ear candy

Music that may not be good for you yet you cant stop listenin to it cuz it sounds soooo good!

4 yr old Lil Bro (singing loudly in public) - i can make yo bed rock!

Big Sis - Damn i need to stop blastin Wayne! But this ish is ear candy!!

by HeCallsMeBae March 26, 2010


candy flippin

Candy flippin is fuckin shit up on Acid and extasy.

CK2k5, Squints and DJ Seiza took bars, X, and acid and we were definitely slow candy flippin. The next day, the CK2k5 revolution began. Remember kids...its a way of life

by Ck2k5 September 01, 2005