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An event occurring at approximately zero four hundred hours when the person sleeping is awakened by the putrid smell of chicken wing flatulence.
Help me, I can’t breathe. At least open the fucking window if you are going to set off a Desperados Alarm Clock.
is when you drink a lot of water before sleeping. The need to relieve oneself wakes one up.
Just for clarification, "Indian" refers to indigenous Americans. That's what it was called when it was defined for me.
I'm going to bed right after I set my Indian alarm clock.
7 minutes past midnight. (When your digital clock would display 0:07 O' clock.)
"I'll go to bed. It's already Bond o' clock, and I have to et up early."
When you wake a girl up by eating her out.
Every girl loves getting woken up by the Travis Alarm Clock
When you wake up, and there's butt stuff happening everywhere.
"Wow, this morning I had a real fraternity alarm clock... I really wasn't prepared for that."
A person who works in a clock factory. I’m not sure why you need a definition of this, as it is fairly self-explanatory.
“Well, I’m off to the clock factory! The address is tinyurl.com/y69ayyto” said Ozzy, the clock factory worker.
When you are mentally and physically drained, to where you can’t be by people because you feel so overwhelmed. Clocking out mentally is a phrase to let people know you’re almost done with everything life etc.
“I’m clocking out mentally today, I’m not feeling it today”