cop a squat

v. to defecate quickly and with great efficiency

I was nearly late for the plane, but I ran into the restroom to quickly cop a squat before boarding.

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porn cop

when youre retarted and cant say corn pop.
Often used as a dirty word but has a very innocent meaning

who keeps throwing porn cops at me?!

screenname4: I think im a good kid
screenname: no sex not drugs not alc no porn cops
screenname: yea id say ur half decent

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rent a cop

Ricci's lover

Rent a Cop - "Ricci, pull down your pants now!"
Ricci - "YES SIR! I'd be VERY happy to pull down my pants and show my inerection to you sir!"
Rent a cop - "Good bitch! ^.^"

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Traffic cop

A traffic cop is when a person leaves a large piece of excrete watse in a public or household toillet . The word was invented to show anger aswell on parking wardens.

I wouldnt go in there sum1 has left a "traffic cop"in the crapper ,give it five it took three goes to flush!

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cop a grop

It is another ambolicle word for COP A FEEL and it means that it makes a transaction with another human that you are attracted too.

Cop a feel, that feels good, wow

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Rent-a-cop

Public Safety, Constables (US), Code Enforcement, Safety Patrol, Bay Constables, any uniformed federal agency, railroad/airport/transit police, etc

AND

ALL security guards, special police.

Rent-a-cop are people who lack the skills to be real cops.

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cop a squat

For a female to take a leak.

Dude, after my sex change, I had to get used to copping a squat as opposed to my old activity of standing up while urinating and copping a peek at the dingus next to me.

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