Holy Crack!

An exclamation as a substitute for holy crap. Appropriate to use when somebody's crack is hanging out.

Holy crack! Look at Jessica's ass crack!

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crack tv

Tellevision show you waych when your high. Not high from crack specifically, but can be high from any substance, or even drunk.

Spongebob, Looney Tunes, Local Programming, Infomercials

Me and Mike was watching crack tv after the cookup session.

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The Cracked Voice

- n.

1. The burlesque yet cosmopolitan literary style of Cracked.com, "America's Only Humor & Video Site, Since 1958".

2. Sarcasm of the highest art.

3. If Oscar Wilde and Dorothy Parker had a son named Freddie Mercury.

"I always picture the cracked voice coming from an awesome dude."

"I have a chemistry teacher who speaks PERFECTLY in the Cracked voice--minus swears."

"Why the fuck should you care? Oh yeah, because I said so."

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Joey Crack

Also known as Fat Joe or as Don Cartagena, his most famous hits are: Lean Back, Get it Poppin', and even a song named Fuck 50. This fat MC is the leader of the rap group Terror Squad.

this is a fragment of Scary Movie 3: "some of yall call him the Don Cartagena, some of yall call him Joey Crack, but tonight lets give is up for Fat Joe!!"

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Are you on crack?

1. The actions/words you just displayed are unbelievable!

2. You're not your normal self, Jim.

Why are you laughing so much? Are you on crack?
OR
Stop vomitting... are you on crack?

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Jack In a Crack

Jack In The Box- A fast food restaraunt.

Man. I'm hunry! Let's eat at Jack In a Crack.

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crack baby

A mother who smokes crack while having a kid, when the kid is born it will be a crack baby/retarded or have problems,or may luckily be smart.

Yo mama smoked a lot of crack when use wuz born, u crack baby.

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