crank is a crazy person. like a crackhead baso. so if someone is like bout do something that is a bad idea. They are a crank
"shall i jump from here?" "nah dont😂" *jumpes* *both laughing* " mate your a fucking crank omds"
Someone who is a bully and won't stop bugging you. Someone who hacks and melts things
One who used to hit lots of homeruns in highschool. Also might be referred to someone who used to have no neck. Or has meaty tires.
Are you playing softball this summer? Are you kidding me..They used to call me Cranks in highschool.
When used in business: wrap it up and get on with the task.
Note: if you have an HR department you should not use this phrase in business.
“Okay team, let’s crank it and spank it!”
The room (bedroom commonly) of a lonely, depressed, young adult male who masturbates aggressively and often.
Jack is off to the Crank Cave again.
It is when you have 3 men and two camels along with a picture of hitler. The first man grabs the second man’s penis yelling doodleberg. The second man shoves his arms up both camels assess and yells crank and the third guy gets on his knees and takes turns blowing each camel while jacking off himself and the first guy. It is complete when the third guys mouth is full of camel cum yells out spank!!!
Dude we got so drunk we did the doodleberg crank and spank with these two Arabian camels
Pokey bum wank
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Posh wank
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Asphixi wank
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Cry and a wank
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All the emotions
“Any plans this evening?” she asked.
“Probably try a pokey bum posh asphixi crank.” I replied.