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Taking a dump in a laytex glove and smacking someone with it. Simple as that....
Sam: hey what are you doing?
Jordan: *SLAP*
Sam: WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED!
Jordan: You just got The Crap-Slap!!!
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as in: " im so happy i want to crap " nice
like when you so happy you just have to crap your pants, or shoes, depending upon how happy you are...codfish crap happyness crap happy
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Holy Crap is a delicious, organic, non-GMO, gluten-free energizing breakfast cereal. It only contains real unprocessed ingredients.
"Whattya eatin'?"
"HoLy CrAp!!!"
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The point at which your sphincter tightens and prevents defecation. Slang: the closure point of your bum-hole.
I'll be there in a couple minutes. A quick release of the crap-trap and I'll be done.
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When a person's breath smells like dog shit.
My boss had such a bad case of crap mouth, I almost barfed after he came into my office to talk to me.
After drinking coffee that was quite old, i developed a bad case of crap mouth.
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An exceptionally foul-smelling stool resulting from the recent consumption of coffee.
Fred: "Geez, what happened in there? Someone really grenaded the toilet."
Ted: "Must've been a coffee crap."
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When one passes out while taking a shit.
Person 1 : Where's James, haven't seen him in a while.
Person 2 : I think he's taking a crap-a-nap.
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