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Magic Dildo

When a man ejaculates onto the tip of his mother's dildo. His mother then uses the dildo to impregnate herself.

Djhon: MmmmHmmm......Get ready my sweet mama for a magic dildo....

Shayquan: Oh lord jesus......I am ready......

by 62609 August 11, 2014

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strong dildo

a steel dildo heated until scalding hot

a strong dildo is used inside a males butt hole and inserted hot then is let to cool and ripped out of the butt hole

by amerx6444 March 4, 2010

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Dido Dildo

1. The once screen name of Jay Roseman

pHaTTyBaLLz: yo doody!
Dido Dildo: yo phatty!

by J Roseman May 9, 2004

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Dildo Munch

The offensive term used to ridicule others of being faggots, douches, or dildo lovers, in the case of the term being used to describe a dildo lover the term is literal, but in other cases such as ridiculing a faggot (gay or not) or douche the term is generally used out of impulse.

Xavier: hay did you just see that Dildo Munch over there, what a faggot.
Thomas: if it wasn't for people like him i would be straight.

by Fluffy Daniels December 11, 2010

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dildo parade

When a group of people take a 8.5 inch dildo around with them bar hopping and have deep throat competitions at various clubs and bars.

Johnzy: "Damn that night was epic! Can't believe we had the dildo parade last night!"

Kelly: " That Stripper thought she could beat Jesse but Jesse went ballz deep during the dildo parade!"

by Papa Smurf blue baller June 12, 2017

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Dildo Ball

When you use nerf battle axes and you smack an 8 inch long black rubber dildo around until it makes a dent in a white wall.

Damn! I wish i could play dildo ball! That guy SMACKED that thing right into the wall and left the biggest, blackest dent I have ever seen!

by Mysterious Frying Pan November 8, 2016

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prick dildo

A complete and utter douchรจ bag,

usually goes by the names of Doug, Andrew or Sam

Andrew is a prick dildo
That person is a complete douchรจ he must b be a Sam

by Princess_Zelda September 14, 2014

1๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž