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Google Doc Anxiety Disorder is the mind and body's reaction to writing, editing, or working in a Google doc that has other people in it. It's the sense of uneasiness, distress, or dread you feel while trying to type with other people virtually watching you. A certain level of anxiety helps us stay alert and aware, but for those suffering from a Google Doc Anxiety Disorder, it feels far from normal - it can be completely debilitating in the workplace, school, or casual atmosphere.
I was trying to finish the monthly marketing report this morning, but Karen was in the Google doc, so I panicked because of my Google Doc Anxiety Disorder.
A disease in which a man cannot achieve any sort of erectile function without visual or auditory pornographic images or sounds.
One obtains this disease when he masturbates constantly, on a daily basis, accompanied by use of pornographic images or sounds.
There is no cure for the disease, as Pornography is a drug that scientists haven't studied enough to find a cure for Pornographic Dependency Disorder.
I've been using porn to masturbate for thirteen years! I can't get an erection without it, my doctor said I have Pornographic Dependency Disorder (PDD)
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the feeling of emptiness and sadness after watching a movie or even series whether it be sad or happy or anything else. Usually occurring when watching a movie which puts you in a place beautiful and dreamy like an Italian countryside or some exotic planet. You feel a certain feeling watching it which leads to sadness knowing you will never be there or do that.
“I feel like I’ve got post movie depression disorder after watching call me by your name last week, the movie was so beautiful i wish i could be there”
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Non-Verbal Learning Disorder also called NLD or NVLD is a learning disability where you have defecits in fine motor skills, visual spacial skills and social skills. You are really bad at math, science and organization.
When you have Non Verbal Learning Disorder, some of the areas you struggle in are:
You have bad handwriting, it takes you a long time to tie your shoe, you are bad at drawing and bad at arts and crafts and jewelery and art, anything to do with fine motor skills.
You are clumsy, you bump into things, you spill things, you knock things over, you trip and fall, you get lost, you are bad at driving, you have terrible organization. You have poor visual memory.
You are very bad at math and science and arithmetic.
You have awkward physical coordination and may say or do something socially awkward.
You are often thought of as irresponsible or disorganized.
You learn verbally, so your nonverbal skills are weak.
Sally had poor handwriting and organization because she had defecits in fine motor skills and visual spatial skills because of NVLD, Non-Verbal Learning Disorder.
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SOD (Swift Obsession Disorder) describes the unhealthy hate obsession with Taylor Swift
resulting in inserting her in situations she has nothing to do with or bodyshaming or slutshaming her . Usually done by Beliebers, Lovatics and other fandoms.
"Outsold Taylor"
"Dude. Shut up. Your SOD (Swift Obsession Disorder) is getting weird"
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To be so absolutely obsessed with a person that one talks about this person in everything that one does.
Man, Steven Keating has obsessive compulsive disorder, he is so in love with that girl that he talks about her in every conversation and shes even in his clan tag.
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the phycological disorder over the placement of your zipper on clothes, bookbags, and ect. But when someone messes up the placement of said zipper, this may result in great anger and immediate replacement of the zipper.
Urrrg, you just messed up my zipper, now my zipper placement disorder is kicking in.
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