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When your dumbshit friend asks you if you just dropped a douche after returning from a long trip to the bathroom. In reality your friend means drop a deuce but because he is a dumbshit and doesn't know what douche means he says drop a douche.
Man **insert name** is a dumbshit, he asked me if I was going to drop a douche.
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|a| - someone who;; talks shit, starts shit, wont finish their shit, &&and the end of the day still thinks they own the universe.
closely related to;; asshole
"god, he walks around and acts like hes the best thing in the world when really no one likes him. what a douche bag."
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Worse than a Douchbag. A Super Douchebag prick that likes to hang out with other Lesser Douchebag Friends, gathering them around him so he can feel like more of a douchebag than the Douchebags he mongered.
AKA Chandler from Friends.
"Jerry, you fucking Douche Monger, tell your friends to go home!"
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n. Someone who, purposefully or due to ignorance, parallel parks in such a way that space sufficient for two cars is taken up by his/her one car.
Aaron: Josh, you should pull up all the way to those garbage cans.
Josh: Why? We're right in front of Vanessa's house.
Aaron: Yeah but more people will be coming and parking's a bitch. Don't be such a curb douche.
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Noun-assface; jackass; knucklehead
1. big douche
first person: Dude, i saw this guy at the mall and he was the definition of a big douche.
Second person: Oh really, was it Jefe?
first person: Actually, yea it was!
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it's when you get a guest from couch surfing and they end up being a douche bag.
Jill: so hows the guy staying on your couch?
John: oh maan he's such a couch douche, I cant wait till he leaves.
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A dead beat dad that milks everything and everyone in his path. Instead of shit talking him in front of the child, you just call him douche milk.
Rob, oops, I mean douche milk is such a ridonkulous hipster zen wannabe.
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