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When a person catches a cold or flu virus after a sexual encounter with another person infected with the virus.
Tim: How come you're coughing so much?
Andy: Caught a STF from that chick last night.
Sexually Transmitted Flu (STF)!
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What you sat according to The Howard Stern show if the flu calls you up on the phone, so you don't get it, and instead, it dies.
The flu called Beth O but luckily Artie Lange grabbed the phone and said "Shoo shoo retarded flu" and the flu went far away.
That's great, but what was Artie doing with Beth O anyways?
Um...er...uh...well....Preventing her from getting the flu, and you should be damn well grateful for that!
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refers to the fabricated condition from which an employee is suffering when he or she calls in sick not because of a real illness but because he or she is resentful, frustrated or burnt out as a result of being mistreated by his or her boss.
"There's a shoe sale on at the mall tomorrow; I think I have suddenly developed a terrible case of kiss my ass flu and won't be able to come in to work."
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(After a late night out drinking with colleagues)
Coworker 1: Has anyone seen Sarah this morning? It's already 10:00 and this project is on a deadline.
Coworker 2: Last I saw her was at 2:30 AM when we were leaving the bar after a really late happy hour. I think she called in this morning with the flu.
Coworker 1: Yeah. Must be the Patron strain of the Mexican flu that's been going around.
An extremely deadly airborne disease that causes instant death to anyone whose IQ is less than 211.
It was first reported by a man who witnessed a pedobear with HIV rape a pig with a cold. the doctors first diagnosed him with HIV-swine-flu-syphilis, but decided to throw an "itis" on the end of it, to make it sound more terrifying.
Symptoms include vomiting, DEATH, sneezing, spontaneous erotic thoughts or images floating through one's mind, suicide, tourettes, and the sudden, irrational fear of being raped by a pedobear.
HIV-swine-flu-syphilitis can also be spread by Urban Dictionary.com. Thus, if you have read this, you may have HIV-swine-flu-syphilitis!
There is no known cure for HIV-swine-flu-syphilitis...and there will never be one!
HAHAHA, you have read this entry, thus you have HIV-swine-flu-syphilitis!
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a word used to describe a dirty word when in a position when u cant say dirty words
"he said flipidy-flopidy-flu to alex wachter
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an insult used by townies when challenged by anyone
person 1 "ur mum was shit"
person 2 "ur nans got bird flu"
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