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What you become after you die.
Example: One day when we all pass on, we will become yassified dirt.
Scientific name: hippius Festivus, commonly referred to as the lesser dirt hippie. Endemic in local Burning Man circles, resides primarily in drum circles under the bridge or Venice Pier. Primarily eats what is yours. Roams in packs soliciting info on chem trails, homeopathy and antivaccine theories. Common markings include: dreadlocks, drug rugs, sacred geometry and tribal tattoos, and culturally appreciated headbands. The mating cry is often distinguished by screeches of, "Do your research!" and "Love and light!"
<Dave Attenborough> Notice the dirt hippies, seen in the wilds of Black Rock City, drinking at the common watering hole out of Nalgines they found discarded on the dance floor. Do not look them directly in the eye, unless one wants to be invited into their polyamorous relationship.
A white trash/over-weight/red neck/gangster/wankster/greaser all around trashy person that lingers around walmart not really looking at anything but not really not shopping at the same time. A lazy browser. Looks as if they have the IQ of a farm horse. And probably smells like one too. Trotting around walmart simply being in the way. Hanging out at walmart is their favorite past time.
Wally-dirt.
That crazy neighbor you have or have seen in movies that collects things that look like they've been bought at goodwill and decorated their yard with it all.
The orange powder substance as usually found inside a packet inside a box of Mac & Cheese.
After the mac is cooked and drained, tear open the packet and dump the "cheese dirt" in followed by the butter and milk.
when you wipe your ass after a particularly messy shit and you get some of your feces on the end of your shirt sleeve or cuff on the upwipe.
Jack came back from the bathroom sporting a dirt bracelet on his left wrist.
A low level street criminal who believes they are more important than they are. They are usually addicted, dirty, unkempt and are of below average intelligence.
Look are that street urchant walking up and down the block all day looking for a way to get his fix.
Yea that dude is a straight dirt puppy!!