upwipe

When a male ejaculates inside the anal cavity of his female partner without a prophylactic. The female then, unbeknownst to the male, retrieves the ejaculate from inside her rectum and proceeds to digitally insert it up her birth canal in a upwards wiping motion.

Friend1: Why did you sell your crotch rocket?

Friend2: I had to buy a minivan cause Kelly got knocked up.

Friend1: How? I thought she was all about God’s loop hole?!
Friend2: She upwiped when I wasn’t looking!