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Heaven

Heaven is someone who is kind but some people despise his attitude; he feels he isn't gorgeous but likes his height; he doesn't feel comfortable in anything that doesn't totally cover his body; and he appreciates someone who is attractive and accepts him as he is. He also believes he is always correct, even when he is not; he believes his jokes are humorous, even when they are not; he is intelligent, but he is of no use.

Oh, such a heaven.

by OHMYDictionary May 13, 2022


heaven

a place where when you are good, go to when you pass away on earth, typically thought that it is on heaven but humanity has never seen it and came back to earth

this is not a definition of a name unlike those most asses who defines heaven here, this is the meaning of the next place you go when you die

by thishandleisntclaimedsoidid May 26, 2021


Heaven

A place where everything goes your way and only you know not what the religion tells you.

I got the car I wanted and Julie the girl of my dreams accepted my engagement ring and plus I got the job I applied for Damn I feel like I'm in heaven

by realist213 April 17, 2016


Heaven

A mass of Universe's.

Your new universe is located in heaven.

by Herzovi June 18, 2024


Heaven

In the place I was born is the "best place" in a woman's body.

Man 1: Look at that girl!
Man2: And what?
Man1: I was coming inside her heaven tonight!

by Only another person May 26, 2017


HEAVEN

HEAVEN is the Opposite of HELL ... If HELL is chaos, fire, demons, darkness, never-ending torment, and drowning in the most vile filthiness for eternity, HEAVEN is peace, clouds, angels, light, never-ending bliss, and being surrounded by the most beautiful and clean paradise ever.

Most humans are condemned.. we are liars, thieves, blasphemous, vile, wicked, idolaters to say the least ... HELL was made for the devil and his angels, but most humans are easily deceived by temptations. Even if they believe Hell and the devil exist, they still live to their rules, their pride, and their evil. This is the ultimate Matrix- humans get to choose Heaven or Hell. But the only one laughing in the end is the Devil who gets to torture masses of human souls for eternity. In Hell, humans are dog toys to demons. Whatever a demon wants to do to you, they do.

Contrast all that with Heaven. Heaven is a place of victory- it is a play of heroes. Many people in heaven died for their faith in Christ or gave up their lives to the mobs of evil people on earth. But these heroes are rewarded with eternal bliss and paradise and those dumb humans who thought they got away with tormenting others for a few years are now tormented for ever and ever.. and their tears will never stop while those in Heave God wipes away all their tears.

If souls in Hell are dog toys.. saints in Heaven are super-heroes.

Don't be a dog toy for eternity. Be a super-hero in heaven. Ask Christ to forgive you and follow Him 100.

It is either Heaven or Hell... which do you want?

If Heaven and Hell exist, why still live as if they don't?

Jesus said to one thief on the cross, "Today you will be with me in paradise."

by Keeping it 100 from Cali November 7, 2021


Heaven

Tia S's Tiddies

Heaven is pierced!

by m.d_ October 18, 2020