Sunday Hooker

Someone who is ugly or when you look bad.

Mary: How do I look?
Joe: You look like a sunday hooker.

Thai Hooker Bomb

When you ziptie the trigger on an aerosol floral or tropical scent spray and throw it into a room to mask another smell.

Bob: "How are you going to cover the small of cigarettes in your hotel room?"

Tom: "I'm going to throw a Thai Hooker Bomb and close the door before we leave."

hooker sandwich

the act of stacking two or more hookers on top of each other and putting lunch meats in between the hookers.

i was hungry and horny so i made a hooker sandwich

Hooker Machine

The female equivilant of a 'pimp daddy'

A hooker machine has tons of guys wanting her and is very boss.

Sexy Guy 1: Wow, Breana and Taylor are super boss, I want them both so bad!
Sexy Guy 2: I know man, they are such Hooker Machines.

hookers strap

Something a hooker wears to get more money

She wore the hookers strap today…

EAT HOOKERS

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“How can I get good at heavy from tf2?” “ EAT HOOKERS BULK BULK BULK BULK BULK BULK BULK BULK BULK BULK BULK BULK BULK BULK BULK BULK BULK BULK BULK BULK BULK BULK BULK BULK BULK”

Air Base Hooker

A prostitute, but one who acts with the greater speed, efficiency and warfighting capability one would expect from a prostitute working an installation of the United States Air Force.

Bob: Whoa, that car is really fast!
Jim: Yeah, faster than an air base hooker!