risky dry humping

This involves a guy rubbing his penis against a woman's vagina to orgasm while both are nude, without the penis gaining entry. It's supposed to have some risk of pregnancy due to possible cum entry.

We really didn't go all the way; we only engaged in some risky dry humping. It was delicious.

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hump to the dick squared

(1) a gay foursome

(2) a cheap knockoff of hot topic. this is where preppy posers buy their gay punk rocker clothes.

(3) the achievement of humping a walrus in three different states.

example 1:
-Yo! Tara! OMG! Where did you get thoes sick pants?!
-Oh, at Hump to the Dick Squared!

example 2:
-Dude you are lookin finnnneee!!!! Wanna hump to da dick squared tonight?!?!

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humping the floor layup

running like a fatass chunky monkey when you go for a layup. dont be like that. you look like you want to hump like a gay guy

that mf was doing a humping the floor layup running like that

hump da bump

A dance move that some females like to consider fun but males despise due to the growing tightness of their pants.
Girls use this move to entice men, and make them assume that the girl wants to take it to the bedroom. Men do not be fooled, the girl just wants to satisfy an itch in her pants and move on. She will not sleep with you, so strap on that jock strap before you go on the dance floor to protect yourself from the hump da bump.

Unsuspecting male: "Dude, look at those girls grinding, I would love to get in there and make a sandwich"
Smart male: "don't do it bro, they will totally hump da bump you and leave you dry as a bone"

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shum humping vooch

bangin' the deuce till it looks like a tired dog's mouth

Being called a shum humping vooch was the greatest compliment Burnsy ever received.

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morning bed hump

When a man wakes up in the morning with a stiffy, and humps his bed because there's no female readily at hand to hump.

Every morning, there's never a girl next to Tundo, so he does his ritual morning bed hump before brushing his teeth.

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Humpty humped me

A unneutered male dog greeting his owner at the front door.

When I came in the door last night, Humpty humped me, that silly nut!

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