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The condition one's auditory senses are in after spending more than 20 minutes in an Abercrombie&Fitch store. One may suffer from Abercrombie Ears for mere minutes, or for hours on end of muffled, incoherent sound due to the lessened sensitivity of the hearing.
"Girl, you'll need to speak up a bit, I've got Abercrombie Ears."
Students or pawns (usually appearing innocent) talking indirectly to a subject but seemingly to-one another in order to "talk" to a person's depth psyche.
It's classic, very rude, and yet often enlightening to the whisperers and subjects. Sometimes the whisperers are the unwitting subjects if the depth psyche subject (aka djinn) is very powerful (see "saint").
Examples of "ear whisperers:"
Unenlightened religious witnesses looking for their "One."
Zealots (usually pawns) getting in black-hole frenzies.
Government agents.
someone who is inbred, a total moron lacking common sense.
"joe is a total low-ear for destroying that car window" said dave.
The squishy thing on the end of your ear buds.
Alyssa told me " I lost your ear bloople" And so I destroyed her bookbag to find my ear bloople .
Getting revenge on someone with something equally bad, but not the same thing.
Him: Someone stole a cookie from me, so i stole a chocolate from them.
Her: An eye for an ear, amirite?
The heightened sense of hearing a young man develops when he masturbate in a house with other people. Despite masturbating he intensely listens for anybody approaching his location so he has ample time to hide his penis, clean up his immediate environment, and maybe hide any pornography he might be using.
Aw man, since moving back home I had to sharpen up my wank ear.
My wife doesn't knock when I shower, better use my wank ear when I rub one out.
Australian for Q-tip or cotton swab on a stick
Can you grab me an ear poggler, I need to clean my ears!