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Two or more morbidly obese people pressing their anal sphincters together so hard that they cannot shart
Today, I witnessed two people performing a McDonalds grease trap.
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Verb; Ejaculating on a group of people while dressed as a clown
“I gave all 4 of those girls the ol’ Ronald McDonald Charity Swirl”
The act of ejaculating while a female strokes your dick. This is a type of assisted masturbation however, there is no lube of any kind allowed.
My cock was is pain after the McDonalds apple pie that I recieved last night.
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The thing at Mcdonald’s that you can always count on to be broken.
Worker: “Would you like anything else?”
Customer: “I’ll take an ice cream.”
Worker: “Sorry, our Mcdonald’s ice cream machine is broken.”
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a now found Mcdonalds DS game that has a killer soundtrack
Guy 1: did you see that new Nick Robinson video of the McDonalds eCDP training game?
Guy 2: yeah, I can't believe it took over 10 years to just get out of that title screen. Can't wait to emulate it on my DS!
The most crappy wifi you would ever use
(JUST DON'T USE IT,IT GIVES YOU BAD INTERNET,STICK WITH YOUR INTERNET)
Man, mcdonald's wifi and potato wifi is so bad that my ping can rise to 999999999
i need to stick with my wifi instead of this
When you take McDonalds fries and put them in your girls butt hole. Then fill any empty space in her tookus with Ketchup.
McDonalds Round-About with Ketchup