Mental health

Not my problem. This 👇

Guy 1--------------------- Guy 2
Is my problem. I don't need Pro Bono therapy. I need to know how Guy 1 talks to Guy 2 about ME. SPECIFICALLY.

Hym "My mental health is as intact as it needs to be (for all intents and purposes). Is it a waste that all my brilliance and talents are wasted on my monomaniacal pursuits? Yes. It is. But nothing else matters." (+±) 👈 (I made that on accident. I was wiping an eye lash off my keyboard but it looks like a face so I'm going to leave it)

Iam "We are tired... This is not something in which I want to be involved and our involvement is mandatory and non-censensual.

And it's because of this 👇

Guy 1 ---------------- Guy 2
Not me."

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mental intercourse

imagining intercourse with someone you find attractive

"Shit, if the real thing is as good as that mental intercourse i just had...."

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Mentally Challenged

A derogatory term for someone who is politically incorrect.

Man: You're so mentally challenged.

Me: Don't call me that. This is 3022. Call me "retarded" instead.

Man: Sorry.

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Slave Mentality

Anyone exhibiting high arrogance and ignorance levels.

Also see "Y.B.E." 'Though, please keep in mind that "slave mentality" isn't limited to race.

person 1: "My room mate sits around doing jack s***, doesn't pick-up after himself, and rarely makes rent on time. Yet he walks around like the world owes him one."

person 2: "Has he always been like that?"

Person 1: "Since day one."

person 2: "You need to find a better room mate, or something, 'cause the one you got now sounds like they have slave mentality hard-wired in their brain".

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mental unstableness

When you commit not alot of braincells so you not know lots

You has mental unstableness.

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Mental gymnastics

A phrase used by those who cannot handle analytical thinking and can only handle simple thinking and simple explanations. Mental gymnastics is required to figure out difficult questions and topics.

I cannot understand what you’re explaining. I’ll just accuse you of using mental gymnastics because I think that will help me win the debate.

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Mentally Masturbating

Adjective: A state a mind where you seem aloof but brain function is occurring.

Just so you don't think I was mentally masturbating all day here is that excel spreadsheet you requested.

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