Purple Headed Mushroom Slinger

Another name for my dick!

Dude my purple headed mushroom slinger has to be atleast 10 inches...jeez!!!!

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🍄Mushroom girl🍄

an artist

🍄Mushroom girl🍄: *names oc arson*
Some random person: “HEY THATS A PROBLEMATIC NAME NOW IM GONNA D*X YOU”

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mi chang mushroom

During ejaculation continue to stroke the cock with one hand while placing the other hand over the head and rubbing it all around the head until it stops cumming.

When she gave me the Mi Chang Mushroom I couldn't contain myself, I don't think anyone can handle that without squirming all around.

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purple headed mushroom tattoo

Upon ejaculation, aim for the side of face. and cock smack( with all your might ) across the face. For the next few days there will be a purple headed mushroom tatoo on there face.

Last night I gave Sam a purple headed mushroom tattoo.

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mushroom headed piss stump

Another term for a penis

She hogged down on my mushroom headed piss stump.

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detouring yourself in the mushroom truck

Slang for beating off in a dirty or generally disgusting bathroom stall.

Don't ever be detouring yourself in the mushroom truck when John walks in. It won't be pretty.

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MUSHROOM IN A BRIAR PATCH

Slang for a SMALL PENIS

VISUAL IS SEEING HIS PENIS COMING OUT OF HIS PUBIC HAIR LOOKS LIKE A MUSHROOM COMING OUT OF A BRIAR PATCH

DUDE LOOK AT THAT LOSER WITH A WICKED MUSROOM IN A BRIAR PATCH!
THAT CHICK IS GOING TO BUM OUT WHEN SHE FINDS OUT HE HAS A MUSHROOM IN A BRIAR PATCH

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