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A jerk-mate is a cum-buddy.
Matt is my favorite jerk-mate!
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The act of recieving of an HJ from a honolulu native while watching pirates of the carribean.
Man surfing was rough today, good thing chelsea was home to give me a warm, welcoming, carribean jerk.
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The act of masturbation using a noose.
Les was too scared to try auto-erotic asphyxiation so he got his noose play in with a bit of Bo-Jerking instead.
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When your with a girl(that youu know or don't shouldnt matter)
pretend to do the cheesy yawn and put your arm around when she looks at you at the last second whip out your cock and yell something such as " im crazy bitch!!"
i was with my best gal when i pulled a yawn and jerk..
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When a group of persons(usually male)stand in a circle around a large cookie and vigorously masturbate. The last one to arrive on the large cookie below must then consume the whole cookie.
"Dude, Ron ate it at the circle jerk on Friday."
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Chronic masterbation from having nothing better to do with your time like working, exercising, or anything of value to society.
I got nothing accomplished today because I locked myself in my room and became jerk happy.
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someone who is a jerk and also retarded.
Screw you, jerk pants.
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