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Someone with a weasel profile picture who writes smut
Person 1: Hey did you read what Weirdo wrote?
Person 2: Yeah, classic Horny Weasel shit
Common phrase for when moths are horny. They like to molest lamps and hug them. They will scream if you try and stop their horny tendencies.
" Yeah, moth is horny. "
A man who dances on a pole at a company holiday party.
“Who is that dancing on the pole in front of everyone?” “Oh, that’s just Horny Dave”
The god of all, many people look up to them and they’re very swaggy
They’re the type of person who can read you like a book and is very chill and laid back but is a complete dumbass and can’t remember anything for shit! They aren’t praised by many but the ones who do usually end up with good luck and have mommy issues
Person 1: “Hey, I praise Lord Horny!”
Person 2: “The chill ass god who is horny and kind of dumb?”
Person 1: “Exactly!”
A term used to describe how someone is feeling. This particular feeling though, is when you want a partner for unconditional love, and someone to just cuddle and love at all times.
Friend: How are you?
Me: I'm love horny.
someone who is horny all the time and literally can’t control themselves even though they believe there’s nothing wrong with them when there seriously is. They usually use this horny facade to mask their sadness. So they’re sad and horny
“God Craig is such a
horny weirdo”
A state of mind that males experience when they have not ejaculated in a good period of time. This state of mind makes you horny and temps you to do to stupid things.
Rob: Dude I haven’t ejaculated in like a week
Jeff: dude ur insane
Rob: yo should I hook up with this girl (shows picture)
Jeff: Ew no dude u must have Horny brain