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When you’re unbelievably horny and can’t quite possibly express your horniness in any other possible way
Hey man, how’s quarantine been going for you so far?
Bro I’ve been horny as a rat for the past 4 months!
A man who dances on a pole at a company holiday party.
“Who is that dancing on the pole in front of everyone?” “Oh, that’s just Horny Dave”
someone who is horny all the time and literally can’t control themselves even though they believe there’s nothing wrong with them when there seriously is. They usually use this horny facade to mask their sadness. So they’re sad and horny
“God Craig is such a
horny weirdo”
Happy, horny, exited, any feeling under the sun
Uwu John Doe you make me horny kanichiwa
Uwu, Happy, horny, exited, any feeling under the sun
A term used to describe how someone is feeling. This particular feeling though, is when you want a partner for unconditional love, and someone to just cuddle and love at all times.
Friend: How are you?
Me: I'm love horny.
The god of all, many people look up to them and they’re very swaggy
They’re the type of person who can read you like a book and is very chill and laid back but is a complete dumbass and can’t remember anything for shit! They aren’t praised by many but the ones who do usually end up with good luck and have mommy issues
Person 1: “Hey, I praise Lord Horny!”
Person 2: “The chill ass god who is horny and kind of dumb?”
Person 1: “Exactly!”
Someone with a weasel profile picture who writes smut
Person 1: Hey did you read what Weirdo wrote?
Person 2: Yeah, classic Horny Weasel shit