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Me: “Hey ma, Jimmy’s fucked off with the wagon again”
Ma: “AHH FLAMING BIKKIES THAT SWAMP DONKEY IS GONNA GET A MOLLYWHOPPIN”
Flame princess is a character from adventure time that creasedhulk64, creasedhulk65, nethlandpancake, and fatcat 05 simp for. If you defy Tyrannus will you will be punished.
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its exactly like twin flames but we use dick flames because it sounds cooler
A man whose outward appearance, mannerisms, speech and affectations would lead any observer to conclude they are an out and proud gay man. Except they are totally straight.
One look at the comedy stylings of John Mullaney and you'd think he was gay but he's just one of those flaming straights.
When lying down in your bed, peacefully dozing off to sleep after a 12hr work day, and your old lady decides to start throwing flames out her back butt -so fierce & explosive that even a Dutch oven doesn’t stand a chance. It will seek, destroy & flatten anything in its path
Elrod said he was laying in bed, his old lady snoring away like a filthy animal, when she starts firing Ghost Flames at him from point blank range. He hasn’t been the same since
Flames fans are some of the greatest people in the world. They are super loyal to there hockey team. Even if the flames are doing complete shit , they will always be there for the flames cheering them on.
Brian: have you seen them flames fans
Steve : Ya they some crazy motherfucker aren't they
A sex position described as having a candle too close to the bed and someones hair catches fire while the other person cums, then laughs at the expense of their partner.
My girl and I were having sex and she pulled a flaming Elmo on me. When I came she said,"that tickles".