A fart that goes wrong…followed by a wet shit!!
Loud noise comes comes from next door, followed by a big sigh.
Old man: Fuck me, what was that?
Old woman: The bloke next door has been on the beetroot diet.
Old man: Who? Him that’s as big as a house with a heart of gold?
Old woman: Yes, I think he’s just had a shart!
When someone "sharts," they farted and left shit stains on their pants.
Cecil: Who brought the crap in?
Licec: Shut yo mouth, you prob shart your pants everyday
Combination of fart and shit
Sh-SHit Art-fART
A:I sharted
B: Disgusting
When you fart but a little surprise comes out
Oh shit I just sharted, get me some paper towels
hey i sharted on my moms grave, then took out a spoon and ate it. brent was there, and he had vanilla flavored one