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The Wisest Speech Ever Given
Senator Fatima Payman: To the sigmas of Australia, I say that this goofy ahh government have been capping, not just now but for a long time. A few of you may remember when they said "there'll be no Fanum Tax under the government I lead". They're cappaholics! They're also yappaholics! They yap non-stop about how their cost of living measures are changing lives for all Australians. Just put the fries in the bag, lil bro. They tell us that they're "locked in" on improving the housing situation in this country. They must have brainrot from watching too much Kai Cenat and forgot about their plans to ban social media for kids under 14. If that becomes law, you can forgor skull emoji all about watching Duke Dennis or catching a dub with the bros on Fort. Chat, is this Prime Minister serious? Even though he's the Prime Minister of Australia, sometimes it feels like he's the CEO of Ohio! I would be taking an L if I did not mention the opps who want to cut WA's Gyatts and Services Tax. The decision voters will be making in a few months time will be between a mid government, a dogwater opposition, or a crossbench that will mog both of them. Though some of you cannot yet vote, I hope when you do, it will be in a more goated Australia for a government with more aura. Skibidi!
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i was watching youtube shorts and shat myself because of skibidi toilet. hello, my name is timmy, and this is my story. it all started one fateful day after school, me and my rizzler ohio gang went to rizz up the girls in our class. the girls all had a level 4 ice spice bussing gyatt straight from ohio, my boy. and i simply couldn't resist rizzing up that bussing skibidi ohio ice spice gyatt. i tried using my kai senat rizz, but i failed in the end. i don't need girls anyway, i'm a skibidi sigma after all. i only care about the gyatts. anyway, me and my ohio gang griddied back home the ocky way. we switched on the television and started watching youtube shorts. we learn some new rizz line straight from ohio and also watched some lankybox. but then, all of a sudden, skibidi toilet popped up. all my friends started screaming and crying. my pal who has pretty much has rizz from ohio started singing the skibidi toilet song: "skibidi dop dop dop yes yes". it only scared me more. i ate a cheesecake only a few minutes before and boy was it bussing, but all of a sudden, my level 3 gyatt started to rumble. shit spewed out of my asshole, FUCK!
level 5 gyatt rizz livvy done rizzing up baby gronk ice spice what the dog doin skibidi toilet in real life only in ohio we go jim's creatine alpha sigma cuh dey board
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you are gen alpha or is googling something cringe for gun
you are so sigma ohio rizz
A highly focussed introveted version of the Sigma Male
he might not look like a chad
but he is surtently a giga chad of inteligence
he will fight hi oponents with a rock and still go through their medieval armour
most of all
the Sigma Peasant is always quick with his thoughts
if you try to roast him
he will respond faster than you can get to laugh of your own joke
there is only one of his speciece
but soon
there might come more
he will make sure you get anything you want
he is a true gentleman
he might not have many friends
but he is surtenly trustworthy
he will help you get that fat +K/D in any competitive game
one thing you cant do to him
is comanding him
he will not accept simpletons such as Betas, alphas and others
he will do things for you in return of a friendship
and sigma peasant is not single
he is full of asian girls around him
"damn is that guy helping tommy play cod?"
"yeah, he is such a Sigma Peasant"
the only true sigma to exist. sigma sophia is a strong, intelligent, and sexy man who never lets a person woman push them around. if they were to try sigma sophia would make sure there are consequences.
woman: i wanna be the boss!
sigma sophia: no theres only one thing that mouth is good for and its not talking, now get on ur knees!
sigma you are they most brain dead man ever and watch skibidi toilet you're brain doesnt exist any more form all the brain rot you suck and you ARE NOT sigma idiot.
i am the sigma gyat rizz baby gronk edge skibidi rizz rizz skibidi skibidi rizz sigma level 69 freddy fraz bear gyat my rizz in ohio sigma so dont mess with me
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Scary Skibidi Sigma is a group on roxbot.com which is a Minecraft server dedicated to 1.8.9 PvP. Scary Skibidi Sigma is commonly known as S.S.S and is referred to as #S.S.S.
The S.S.S is a gang which runs roxbot, they basically own it .. if u ask me..
They also own a discord server, this enhances their aura, skill and PvP skills. no one can beat the sigmas not even the xgang... betas....
Scary Skibidi Sigma
S.S.S member "say .S.S.S owns me and you wont be on the awp list"
"THE S.S.S OWNS ME"
thats how sigma is done.