Special Sauce

Otherwise known as cum semen or jiz

Kiersten : Hey Jake im pregnant!
Jake : What the fuck how did this happen?
Kiersten : Well a couple weeks ago you had your dick inside me and you were like (Oh baby your pussy is so soft it make's me cum so much) then you filled me up with like 3 gallons of your Special Sauce!
Cami : Hey Jake wanna come over to my place tonight and fill me up with some of your Special Sauce?
Kiersten : Back off bitch he's already got my baby to support!
Jake : Damn Cami your so hot! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh!
Kiersten : JAKE!!! go clean that Special Sauce out of your underwear!

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The Nigerian Special

When a large black man does the missionary on a smaller girl, and finishes by tombstoning her on the ground.

"What happened to Jessica?"

"Oh, she got The Nigerian Special last night"

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special interest

Oftentimes people with autism or ADHD have special interests, which are things that they can get sort of obsessed with.

Vee: *is wearing a shirt that says ‘ask me about my special interests’*
Someone: hey what are your special interests?

Vee: oh! one of mine is crystals! do you wanna hear some stuff about them?

someone: sure!
Vee: okay! *talks about everything they know about crystals for 1-2 hours*

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JB Special

JB Special refers to the unexpected insertion into ones ass. This act is called the JB Special working off of the old toy "jack in the box." In this case "JB" refers to "Jack in the Butt."

I "JB Specialed" that ho fo' sho'.

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Yelp Special

What restaurant owners give to the special snowflake Yelp reviewers. Usually consists of a "special" surprise, including but not limited to boogers and cum.

"Hey, did you see that chef over there?"
"Yeah man, he was giving that critic the Yelp Special."

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PR Special

Stands for getting eaten out by a guy. The guy most of the time army crawls to the girl who is recieving the special

"Wow johnny, you should give me the PR special!"

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The Kev Special

When you share an article and debate the contents in it with someone but you only read the title.

Hey man! Check this article out (Trump and Biden caught having intercourse) I knew they were gay and hiding it. This is 100 percent true. (Didn’t even click the link). “Did you even read the link? It said it was a joke.” That’s the Kev special