Finer than a dog's hair split three ways

Means that something is very fine, or that you feel excellent. If someone asks how you feel and you simply say "fine", you might just be saying it out of convention. Adding the "dog's hair split three ways" shows that you actually mean it.

Another form of the expression is "finer than a frog's hair split three ways", although literal frogs do not have hair.

You: How are you doing today?

Me: Why, I'm doing finer than a dog's hair split three ways!

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Don’t let the door hit you where the good Lord split you

Basically an older term for “Bye Felicia.” When you don’t give a fuck that someone is leaving, and you hope the door smacks them on the ass

Ex boyfriend: “Fuck you I'm out.”
Me: “Don’t let the door hit you where the good Lord split you.”

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Among Us in real life (sus, sus) Among Us in real life (sus, sus) Playing Among Us in real life, spaceship with my crew Gonna split up, spread out 'cagot tasks to douse we all

MY FAV SONG IN THE HOLE WIDE WOARLD IS Among Us in real life (sus, sus) Among Us in real life (sus, sus) Playing Among Us in real life, spaceship with my crew Gonna split up, spread out 'cause we all got tasks to do

Among Us in real life (sus, sus) Among Us in real life (sus, sus) Playing Among Us in real life, spaceship with my crew Gonna split up, spread out 'cagot tasks to douse we all

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Split Louvain

The (sex) act of laying down on an ice rink (preferably the one in Leuven, Belgium; the city after which the Split Louvain is called) butt-naked on your stomach and have someone ice skate on one leg right in between your buttcheeks.

My butthole is tingling, I could really go for a Split Louvain right now.

Split it and Quit it

Awkwardly riding in an Uber and splitting the fare with people you just met at a bar (typically to another bar) in an effort to save money. You hope that you won't see them again.

"Hey bro did you hook up with that girl from the bar last night? Nah man, we just Ubered to another bar and I escaped, fortunately I was able to Split it and Quit it."

Split Head

An enjoyable band that wrote the songs “What a Joke”, and “Boys got bad teeth”

Dude 1: Have you heard “Split Head” recently?
Dude 2: Yeah, I love the song “BDUBS”!!

Split Bombs

When are too angry and about to explode into somebody or a group of people and can’t just bear it but if you exploded out may be it won’t be good as may cause a lot

Speaker 1: Man I wanna kill Mary she broke up with me yesterday and she is acting normal right now ... I can remember also when she ....

Speaker 2: Man split bombs and let’s have a cool drink right now