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This is a bathroom phrase for sitting down on a toilet and pooping.
"Ok boys, this is where we're gonna squat and squirt!"
"I'm gonna go squat and squirt, be right back."
"Squat now, or forever hold your squirt."
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A group of people simultaneously take a communal expulsion from their rectums. Can last an long time, be painful, and unproductive.
When unhappy with the status quo, people gather in a Mob Squat to unleash their frustration.
When your at the beach with a large group of people and you try to show off your amazing squats and get sand all over your booty, and the sand doesnt come off for 2 weeks so your booty is all sandy and itchy. When it happens everyone makes fun of you for being stupid and pulling a squat sand
what is your problem squat sand isn't cool anymore
A fecal encounter into a bottle.
Charlie bottle squatted on the side of the road because he could not find a Burger King.
Black man standing over white female in downward facing dog dipping his dick in her as he squats kinda like Oreo dipping in milk
Hey bro what's up with those legs? Looks like you been working out!
Oh dude I just been doing my chocolate squats with the wife.
A jump squat, jump-squat, or jumpee is arguably the most painful exercise that involves keeping a straight back while bending your knees to a ninety-degree angle, and then jumping. It is about 2x more painful than a burpee and is often used as a punishment or exercise for rowers, along with an erg. Side effects may include vomiting, excruciating pain, numbness in legs or paralization.
Coach: OK guys, only 6 by 60 jumpees then you can go home!
Rower: Crap! I hate jump squats!
Coach: Don't forget the milk crates to make sure you get that ninety-degree angle!
A fetish where a man sits in a pie and wiggles around for his partners enjoyment. Crying may be involved (a cry baby squat). Also known as Dutch Apple Ass, Full Moon Pie and Boston Creme Splat. Origin: Bob Odenkirk as 'Jimmy McGill' in "Better Call Saul" (TV Show, 2016) Season 2, Episode 2.
He made videos of himself doing the 'Hoboken Squat Cobbler" for his lover.