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"This place sucks!"
"Yeah. Lets blow this Popsicle stand."
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When you receive a blumpkin from someone doing a L stand.
Because she was such a star cheerleader in highschool, Briana was able to give incredible L Stand Blumpkins.
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When erect the male penis is totally uninhibited. To be blinded by desire or lust
The groom sadly understood the adage a standing cock has no conscience while attending his own shotgun wedding
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This sexual act requires two men, a ladder, and a sexual partner. Have the two men stand on each side of the ladder, and the sexual partner in the middle. The sexual partner provides oral sex for both men, hence the Two Man Ladder Stand.
Me and Joe gave your mom the Two Man Ladder Stand last night!
Phrase: The act of placing one's fist into the vaginal cavity of said women while she is squatting. Then elevating woman off of her feet to put her on display for other enjoyment.
Guy 1: Dude did you see Arnold and that bitch in a one hand clam stand last night?
Guy 2: Yeah, It made for a good show with all the noise.
When an individual says something so off the wall; you can't believe they said it; leaving you shocked but in a comical state.
Girl, stop, I can't stand you right now!!
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1.A relationship that started out as a one-night stand but turned into a relationship that never should have extended beyond the one night.;2. A relationship that is one-sided in the sense that only 1 of the participants thought it became something more, while it never progressed past one-night stand status for the other-no matter how much time is spent together/how long it continues & behaves like a boyfriend/girlfriend relationship
She thought he was her boyfriend for 3years, even though they had sex the night they met--it was really an extended one-night-stand.
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