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DeVos syndrome

Uncontrollable, bowl-shattering diarrhea in which some of the poop and/or poop-tainted water sprays out of the bowl because of the force involved.

Do not go in the bathroom. I have DeVos syndrome and there is shit everywhere.

by Irritable Bowels December 8, 2018


Stonedoubt syndrome

The phenomena of when you're stoned and can't decide if e.g a selfie you just took looks fine as hell or it just appears to you so, because you're high. Therefore you doubt everything you experience: if wether a thing or situation is just as it is because you're baked or it is objectively normal.

OP: Is this urban dictionary post total bullshit or a totally normal and nice thing to define and share with other people? Damn, caught myself in 4k in the stonedoubt syndrome!

by stonepac April 3, 2022


Cereal Syndrome

When you are around someone so much that everything they do pisses you off. Reguardless of how petty it is, up to and including the way they eat their cereal.

Man I must have Cereal Syndrome because everything Kevin does pisses me off. Look at the way he’s eating his cereal!!!!

Look at Kevin’s dumb fucking face! I think I have Cereal Syndrome because that shouldn’t bother me but it does and I don’t care. Fuck him.

by Thundercock 5000 March 9, 2019


Ricky Syndrome

When you use the restroom many times during work shift, typically after every task you do.

I got Ricky Syndrome, you know what that is
Also could be referring to Ricky’s Office.
Other words I gotta take a Sh*t

by Well....send me an email, April 19, 2021


Ssaykael syndrome

ssaykael syndrome- is leaky ass backwards. Pronounced (sa-ay-kal) (syn-drome). This is when you have farts that just seem to seep out. It is passing gas on a constant basis.

While sitting in a Wright State class room studying to be a professional, I experienced Ssaykael syndrome. My friends were not amused that the room smelt soo bad, and that it continued to occure. So I went to the board and wrote what was happing to me Ssaykael syndrome = leaky ass backwards we enjoyed a good laugh and went back to work.

by dntldoc February 4, 2011


Sam Syndrome

A "Sam" is a basic white boy who is really hot, but he never responds to your text messages and partakes dry texting constantly. Hence the name, Sam Syndrome.

Person 1: HEY QUEEN! I HAVE A CRUSH ON THIS CUTE GUY BUT HE'S GOT SAM SYNDROME
Person 2: Ugh it's so common these days! It's like everyone has it!

by znon_productions April 3, 2023


Ark Syndrome

When people in West Texas/East New Mexico have the urge to by a boat that they will never use.

Isaac:"Why do y'all have a boat when there's no water around?"
Luke:"My dad got Ark Syndrome."

by TOMDARAK May 6, 2020