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Staten Island Tech

also known colloquially as "Tech", it is the only specialized high school in staten island so every smart kid on the island tries to go, but half of the school is from Brooklyn anyways. it's highly ranked as one of the best schools in the nation for no tangible reason. most ride the s79 to get there and those who dont are rich enough to get car service or have a car. it is barely trying to get more diverse but faculty is all white and play favorites so it's not working and there is always an insect infestation going on. you know everybody in your grade because Tech is tiny and overcrowded as fuck. you can get a good balance between education and social life there if you never sleep and kiss your all teachers' ass. everybody and every teacher thinks they're better than any other high school in the area (i.e. new dorp, fort hamilton). it also has a strange system of staircases where only one can access all floors.

I applied to Staten Island Tech because I didn't have another choice. It was this or Stuy or Tottenville but I chose tech because it's "more personal".

Bruh, I tried to take staircase I to the third floor but i forgot it goes to the roof so I had to run back down to the basement to take H instead. Who the fuck designed this building?

by iloveirks October 19, 2020

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high tech high

hth =nerds,gangsters, and tree huggers
hthi=scenesters,stoners and sluts
hthma=the ones who couldnt get in to the other two
htmma=the ones with artsy myspace pages
htm=the annoying ones

"where did you get in?"

"high tech high media arts..."

"sucks"

by jdgnklemwqjbnbn April 20, 2009

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Linus Tech Tips

an awesome Canadian YouTuber who does cool things with pc's like stick 2 in one case and makes everything better by adding RGB.

Me: Hey, did you see the latest Linus Tech Tips video?
Friend: Oh yeah it was awesome he water cooled the fastest mac on the planet

by linusfan January 15, 2020

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GA Tech Douche

Resides in Towers...complains about the lack of a relationship/girls often. On AIM,a GA Tech Douche chooses to put up multiple away messages dealing with his lonely existence. Has the ability to annoy people from nearly 1000 miles away.

See also: douche

GA Tech Douche auto-response: ...bleh..i'll never get a girlfriend! the statistics prove it. you can see for yourself **provides numerous, depressing statistics**

Girl in Maryland: Nick, you're a douche...

by istandwitness October 4, 2005

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Upper Cape Tech

A school right next to the Cape Cod Canal. Grades 9-12, a tade school that includes trades such as plumbing, electrical, automotive, landscaping, etc...

Current classese are crazy (2009-2012). The class of 2009 and 2010 always seem to have some type of notorious lesbian scandal going on within it. Good times, crazy times, our times.

There's so much drama between all the classes at Upper Cape Tech

by thiswaytoptown October 11, 2008

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Linus Tech Tips

Canadian tech youtuber, most known for his constant usage of RGB and his usage of overkill computer parts. Also manages to cram in sponsors every second.

Person 1: Have you seen the new Linus Tech Tips video?
Person 2: Yeah, it was awesome! He built a PC that can run Red Dead Redemption 2 at 500 FPS

by mish1 July 17, 2020

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Parental Tech Support

The modern day replacement for the child technical assistance to fix the flashing 12:00 on the VCR. Only now involving computer assistance.

I was on the phones with the moms all night giving parental tech support.

by crank December 13, 2004

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