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Fisting a girl with large vagina lips (roast beef curtains aka RBC's)
Brian ham knuckled that girls in Brugges last night.
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derived from the phrase "halves (1/2's) on a bag" which is used to describe the action of more than one individual purchasing a parcel of pharmaceuticals, usually evenly distributing money for said purchase.
in other words, goin half on a dub.
"hey home slice, wanna go ham on a bacon tonight? I've got 10 bucks."
other similar phrases might include:
"ham on a bagel"
"ham on a biscuit"
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Huge pair of natural tits good for shitting on
Occasionally Tim looks for a girl with a good set of mud hams to spice it up a bit
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"We don't have much to eat, just some white bread and nigger ham."
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When having sex with your partner doggy style, you take your dirty underwear and stick it in their mouth, pulling back like a bridal. When you nut, they vomit, and as your laughing walking out you tell them," Brush your teeth you nasty fucking pig!!!"
If that bitch dont answer the phone, shes getting a dirty ham tonight fa sho!
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To 'Simply Ham' somebody is to attatch a sticker the person without their knowledge.
The term originated in England when a girl pulled off the sticker from her 'Simply Ham' sandwich and stuck it to a girl sat behind her who then didn't realise what had happened until twnety minutes later. After that, the term quickly spread throughout northern England and is starting to hit the USA.
Guy #1: Hey, dude, check it, I totally Simply Hammed Mary over there!
Guy #2: Omg, I wonder how long it will take for her to realise!
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