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what every guy should do. what some guys do in hopes of getting a blowjob. i don't know if that works i mean it doesn't work on me. BLOWJOBS SUCK!!! (PLease pardon the pun:)). eat out girls they like it and don't ask for blowjobs most girls don't like it.
eddie: can i eat you out
tina: sure.:)
20 mins later
eddie: you taste good.
tina: thanks
eddie: now go down on me.
tina: WHAT!!! i don't do that sort of thing.
eddie: YOU DON'T!!!
tina: EW! HELL NO!!!
eddie: oh, well can i eat you out again.
tina: i suppose
and they lived happyly ever after. the moral of this story is guys should go down on girls and girls should enjoy the ride. oh, and blowjobs suck(once again pardon the pun). eat out and you'll get laid.
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Verb. To eat furiously and profusely instead of actually dealing with issues. Normally done because the occasion requires a happy attitude, not a controversial one. Most common during family holidays when many treats are available yet much family stress as well.
Lauren: I am rage eating so much freakin gingerbread. I'm going to be 2 pounds heavier for no good reason now.
Britt: You could just stop...
Lauren: No can do buckaroo. My mom's being a total see you next Tuesday and I can't just tell her that, it's Christmas.
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1) a persuasive statement issued to a person of skeletor qualities (ie- Mary-Kate Olsen)
2) a delicious invitation to one of slight stature to actually eat something with a calorie content
Tila Tequila: eat a biscuit and get off my TV
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When you are troggered so you eat someone harder than a big bone
Eat me dowef
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When you go to a social event just for the food and avoid social interactions and leave once you're full
Mary: hey my workplace is having a Christmas dinner party, you down?
Abin: sounds good, can we just eat and yeet
Mary: that's the plan
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To admit that you were wrong and follow through on things you said you would do if you were wrong.
Made popular after politics professor Matthew Goodwin promised to eat his new book if Labour polled over 38% in the 2017 UK general election under Jeremy Corbyn.
On 27 May 2017 he tweeted: "I'm saying this out loud. I do not believe that Labour, under Jeremy Corbyn, will poll 38%. I will happily eat my new Brexit book if they do".
After the 2017 election, where Labour gained 40% of the vote under Corbyn, Matthew ate his book on live TV after a large amount of pressure on Twitter.
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Neopronouns used by people among the zoophile/ MAP/ (Minor Attracted Persons) Communities to recognise each other without having their accounts taken down. ( Pronounced "thir" and "et")
1.) "I use thr/eat pronouns"
"Me too, what's your type?"
2.) "thr has gone to the store, did you see eat?"
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