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Committing suicide shortly after getting married
Guy 1: hey dude how’s your marriage
Guy 2: absolutely fucking terrible I may just pull an Adolf Hitler
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adolf hitler served in the First World War, He first tried to get accepted into Austria Army but after a mental Test he was rejected from joining from there he then moved to Germany where he reaplied to join Germany Army... Germany being so needly for men they accepted him. He Fought through out WW1 and made the rank of corporal. After being hit with a gas attack during 1918 I believe he was hospitalied Until he was returned to munich.
Now to Skip ahead a bit. After Proving to the german people that he kept he promise to turning germany depression into something. The German people then believed whatever adolf hilter told them from here on out.. He had a Great Fighting Force with the creation of the Tastic Lighting War.. or Blitzkreig (probably spelt wrong). His Air Combat was unbeatable till the Battle of Britain where Britian beat them with 1:3 of germany fighting aircrafts. After making a pact with Russia to not involve them with the War.. Hilter soon after attacked Russia where he made it to Stalingrad and was halted by Russia Forces.. because of Germany bombing of Stalingrad. it made the perfect battleground to protect. Soon the Harsh winter rolled in and hit the morale of the Germany ill suited men and soon forced them to withdraw... I may be wrong with some of this if I am feel free to add on or change anything I know I missed alot but my fingers are getting tired
Adolf Hitler leader of the Nazi Party maybe one of the smartest man in the world being he confused millions among millons
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When a man receives a blowjob from a woman and then jizzez In her mouth,she will swallow it and when she poops it out they will shove it in a condom and place it in the freezer, after the condom is completely frozen the man bites the tip off and either swallows or spitsit away,then he shives it up the womans pussy slowly until it defrosts,when it starts getting soft,squeeze and go hard,the jizz will be placed inside her swell as the fesies
Me and my girlfriend just had a Vietnamese hitler in our bed !
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A misunderstood artist who took out his anger on jews
He's such a Adolf Hitler
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he was an angry ass nigga who couldn't get into art school and pass so he killed a few million niggas with his wall hacks and gas granades
Adolf Hitler was a hell of a guy
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The"Hitler Dick" is when you trim your pubes to look like a Hitler mustache and then go bone a Jew or two.
She was being a bad little Jew,so I gave her the Hitler Dick.
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Some German dude who flipped out because a Jewish girl refused to ride him.
i cant think of an example, you freaking Hitler
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