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German for "lightning war", tactic used by the Nazis to conquer Europe from 1936 to 1940.
Lots of planes, lots of tanks, lots of troops. Ah, the blitzkreig.
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To rub one out into one's own hand, then to run at one's partner from the other room, and to throw thy sauce into the crotch of thy partner.
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The act of quickly moving your hand on an intercept course with the genitals of a nearby member of the opposite sex. The swift act of aggression is named for it's inspiration, Hitler's "lightning war" on Poland. Here, the hands are the Panzer division, whilst the genitalia are poor, helpless Poland. Poor, poor Polacks.
Holy Shit, man! Your Blitzkreig just went through that emo chick! Don't blitz such frail, frail, frail, crying people in the future! Don't touch the emos!
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Taking your girl into a bedroom at a party to have sex and find there is a passed out girl on the bed. You and your girl fuck beside her and when you are about to cum you pull out and shoot it on the face of the unconscious girl then quickly leave.
Man, me and that girl we went into that bedroom for a quickie and there was a drunk girl passed out on the bed.
What did you do?
We fucked anyway then I gave the drunk girl a blitzkreig!
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Our house off Abbey Road got BlitzKreiged by the Germans. You boys better hurry off into the countryside then.
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Blitzkreig is a term commonly used to define Nazi German tactics from 1939-1945
Although, it was not commonly used by generals and other military personnel to define their tactics.
At the current moment, its more used as a buzzword
The tactic used many tanks and planes, as to achieve quick victory in a battle or war
Individual 1: Anyway, those german blitzkreig tactics were very good in ww2, werent they?
Individual 2:Yep, they sure were.
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A girl who was never a slut and then all of a sudden becomes a slut
Mariah threw her life away and when she pulled a blitzkreig slut on everyone
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