sack smack

when your running down the stairs and your sack smacks your ass.

I was rushing to class when I noticed everyone staring at me because my sack smack was so loud that everyone could hear it.

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Smack It Up.

Previously thought to mean o'clockdirectly, now there are new ideas surfacing that it may well mean Acuna Matata, which we all know means Ohana, which means O'clock, which means Smack It Up.

Person:Boo hoo..im sad i lost my job/car/girlfriend/boyfriend/dog/cat/blah blah

Other Person:Well im afraid its a case of 90%Smack It Up 10%Get Over It

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Smacking Bananas

Using hemorrhoid creme when you are suffering from hemorrhoids (see: Packing Bananas).

Smacking bananas with witch hazel takes the itch away.

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crappity smack

1. 'crappity smack', phrase

Substitution for the word 'fuck' in some online forums, chat room, etc.

I don't give a flying crappity smack about what you did.

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smacking toboggan

Originally meaning masturbation, though more recently used to describe any sort of activity, scandalous or not.

I caught my little brother smacking toboggan!

"What up mang?"
"Not much broseph, just smacking toboggan."

The band Senses Fail released their Let It Enfold You album with a bonus disc which included a short history and compilation of their early years, "smacking toboggan" is referenced there.

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the big smack

any type of sexual encounter that involves one of the partners being smacked against a wall

Bro: "Aw damn, you gave your girl the big smack last night?"

Other bro: "Yeah, she got a bloody nose, but I popped a hard-on"

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snatch smack

to be blocked from another girl while in chase for the opposite or same sex. female version of "cock block" .

Amy thought that he was hot, but that other bitch moved in and snatch smacked her right in front of Amy.

Amber was a lesbian and she knew the girl on the other side of the bar wanted the blonde in the corner, so Amber moved quick in and snatch smacked the other girl straight out of the way.

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