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Pronounced same as teddy bear.
A toy bear that one fucks instead of masturbating. Often an old toy used as a disguise to hide sex toys.
guy 1: What a fag! still sleeps with a doll!!
guy 2: Its my titty bear, i hide my pocket pussy in it
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a tornado full of bears
the severity of a bear tornado is determined by the type of bears in the tornado.
Koalabear lowest - Polarbear highest
The town of Completely Made Up was devistaated by a black bear tornado.
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an overweight person
You: Yo, did you peep Kevin's new girl?
Me: Yeah man, hide your food - that chick is a swoller bear. What was he thinking?
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-verb
like a butterfly kiss or an Eskimo kiss this action describes: two men rubbing their beards together, a man rubbing his beard on a woman's chin, or a man rubbing his beard on any part of another person's body in an expression of affection, love, greeting, reverence, etc.
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an aggressive species of bear that only lives in the ocean. it only becomes aggressive if a bad clearenet is played, but fear not because there is a method of defending yourself from a sea bear. just draw a semi perfect circle around you.
watch out its a sea bear
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Woman exercising braless - bouncing here and there and everywhere
She was home alone and didnt want to wear a tight bra while exercising so she decided to go gummi bearing.
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A Vitamin Bear is a person who is very unhealthy, but thinks he is healthy because of his enormous vitamin consumption. The reason bear is chosen is because of the two most usual problems for vitamin bears: Bodyhair problems and problems with size weight. Of course a bear has plenty of both.
Vitamin bears are ironically a type of vitamin in Norway, it is unknown if this is a joke on the "vitamin bear" term or if it is a coincidence.
Dane: I just feel better than ever, I got my vitamin C, and my vitamin B and my vitamin A. It all makes my body work perfectly man, and I look great.
Jens: You stupid vitamin bear! You weigh more than an average skyscraper, and you look like a dead sheep drowned in fugde!
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