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A national holiday every Tuesday celebrating tiger sharks
Jim: What day is it?
Ron: Its tiger shark Tuesday!
Jim: Thanks!
On the 2nd tuesday of every month is the only day it is socially acceptable to fuck your sister, brother, cousin etc...
Man, I can't wait for Taboo tuesdays! She's gonna get it.
When you are having the average ol' day, and then the dildos strike in several questionable areas. Is known to trigger PTSD for the few who have experienced it. It is no joking matter.
Grandson: Hey pops, I hope you get better soon, after that incident you haven't been the same... Hey, can ya tell me about Dildo Disaster Tuesday? You mentioned it at some point and never told me anything about it.
Grandfather: No son, its Dildo DisASSter Tuesday. It was one of the worst days of my life, they came out of nowhere, they surrounded the house, and there were hundreds of them! I was just trying to sleep in the ol' bed and I was woken up by screaming, and out the window I saw it, people running away from flying dildos that had became sentient, and a giant one even walked! The giant one ran towards the door and broke it down, I even got out my shotgun, but it was too late, it got in, it smacked me and my wife, and soon enough son... we were fucked, and it was painful as Hell.
Nurse: He's acting crazy again! We need to sedate him!
a phrase said by taurtis from tokyo soul when grian mentioned them glarging. tuesday is glarging day btw
or when you wanna fuck with the homies but you dont want to be gay
sam: so how was last night? its wednesday
grian: bro tuesday was so good. its a shame me and taurtis fuck only on tuesdays
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Another saying for you’re gonna kill yourself
Hey dude, today has been a rough one. I’m about to go home and pull a Tuesday night.
Eat pizza and wings on a Tuesday.
"It's Tony Tuesday motherfucker fuck, Pizza and chicken wings fuck baby fuck".
A phrase coined by user @squawksquare on twitter suggesting that Tesla stock tends to perform poorly on Tuesdays .
It’s Tesla Tuesday… that explains why Tesla is diving down 3% at the open on no news