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When two guys resembling Edward Cullen and Jacob Black fight over a girl on facebook, and solely facebook. She starts to feel like Bella Swan and it's a great big stupid love triangle. The bad parts are- nothing is real, nobody really knows unless it's made obvious, the guys will never show up in real life, and they all pretty much waste their time analyzing everything they put as their status.
Mitch, Bobby, and Lisa were caught in a rad mess of Facebook Twilight. They google each others statuses in a frenzy looking for shit, but to outsiders everything looks perfectly normal. Mitch (Edward) acts like the psychotic vampire, and continuously ruins Lisa (Bella)'s life, so obviously Bobby (Jacob) knows he "is better for her than him."
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the feeling a person gets when they finish the last book of the Twilight saga, Breaking Dawn, and decide that its dull and boring main character will never measure up to the skillfully-crafted main characters in the Harry Potter series
I finished reading the Twilight saga, and then I felt like I would go through a post-Twilight depression, but it quickly ended... I realized that in twenty years from now, in the middle of my midlife crisis, I would re-read the Harry Potter series for comfort, not Twilight, which just can't be compared to J.K. Rowling's writing style.
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When you have a near-death experience and you have to make sure you’re not in the Twilight Zone.
After being nearly hit by a car it’s important to perform a Twilight Zone Check by making sure people can still see you
When you suck on a man's balls and he ejeculates on your face.
Baby, I love it when you give me a milky twilight before bed.
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twilight effect - this goes for any crapy book you ever read, and for some reason you cant help but read the rest of the books, and watch all the terrible movies that they make.
Person 1: doctor for some weird reason i cant put this harry potter book down, and ive been watching the goblet of fire every day with my 12 year old sister for the past week.
Doc: well Person 1, you have a sever case of the twilight effect. now i suggest you go home and burn all your Ron and Harry dolls along with your novelty glasses and fake scar before you turn into a total faggit.
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There are a lot of fights and arguments about Harry Potter vs. Twilight.
First of all, though I'm a huge Potterhead -fan of Harry Potter Books-, and think Twilight is just waste of paper and time, Harry Potter Books and Films belong to the category Fantasy/Fantastic, Twilight Books and Films are based on the category Romance.
But, if we are going to argue abot the books by their written language and originality, of course -sorry Twilight fans- Harry Potter Books are the winner of the argument.
Plus, sorry but, vampires do not sparkle.
Harry Potter vs. Twilight
Example 1:
Twihard:OMG EDWARD HOW COULD YOU BE IN SUCH A BAD MOVIE CALLED HARRY POTTER!YOU BELONG TO THE TWILIGHT SERIE!!!
Potterhead:Honey, even Robert Pattinson said that he enjoyed acting Cedric rather than Edward.
Example 2:
Twihard:Bella Swan is such a strong gir-
Potterhead:ARE YOU KIDDING ME??!SHE WAS ABOUT TO JUMP OFF A CLIFF BECAUSE HER BOYFRIEND DUMPED HER!PLUS, IF BELLA IS STRONG, HERMIONE IS THE GODDES OF THE TERM STRONG!SHE FOUGHT FOR HER SCHOOL, HER BEST FRIEND EVEN THE TIME HER LOVE LEFT HER!DON'T YOU DARE TO SAY THAT EVER AGAIN!
Twihard:*Slowly goes backwards* Okay... *Runs away*
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